Kimchi, not for me

The picture only shows the aftermath. To get the idea of how it really happened, you have to (in your imagination) put the lightbulb back in the fixture, screw on the glass cover, and then place yourself less than a foot away roughly 15 seconds after waking from a near-comatose sleep, while said lit-up glass orb is flying towards your face. That was my Friday morning. It's a miracle I (and all the annoying people I work with) survived the day after a start like that.