Kimchi, not for me

Above is the sound, roughly translated, that my insides are currently making. This is due to two things: popcorn and frozen yogurt. The combination of these two things substituted as a meal has done horrible things to my stomach. AND at the movie theater my friends and I went to they actually had the liquid artery-clogging butter syrup stuff *GASP*. I was so excited I might have gone a little overboard with it (read "might" as "most certainly and definitely did"). AND two cups of diet coke. That would be the third diet coke I've had since Sunday...a bit of a record for me. Coke Zero just made its (it's? its'? I hate grammar) way to this here part of the Korean peninsula and I had been consuming massive quantities of it, and thinking perhaps the overdose of Splenda (or whatever the artificial sweeter in it is) could be contributing to my sudden burst of migraines. Back to the point - popcorn drenched in disgustingly delicious liquid butter stuff, two glasses of diet coke, and a bit of frozen yogurt (complete with far-from-healthy syrupy fruit on top) does not amount to anything good or healthy. The popcorn makes me feel bloated, but the excessive salt makes me feel a bit shriveled, like I need more moisture. The caffeine makes me want to act like a comedian, and the yogurt (though initially making me happy) has now made me utterly nauseous. That is all.